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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
How do you kill time?

Well for starters, time is non-living, so we can’t stab or murder or do shit like that, duh!
Time is eternal; can we kill something that’s eternal?
Does the inability to kill it make it eternal or does its supposed eternity make it impossible to kill??
Common sense says you simply can’t kill time.
But we’ll figure out a way around it pretty soon.
Time is also precious they say.
So simply how precious is it?
Time once lost can’t be regained right.
Like melted ice-cream!!!
You know for sure that no matter how much you freeze it again, its simply not going to taste as good.
So is time as precious as ice-cream??
More appropriately, is ice-cream as precious as time??
Back to square one, I suppose.
how should you manage/kill time?
In spite of the lunatic nature of this post, I would like to introduce a quote which might be mistaken as a sneaky trick by the author just to add a little credibility to this post.

(not the exact words)
" NGOs need more management because they lack the discipline of the bottom line"
- Peter Drucker

Well you can see where I am getting at, right..
For those of you who are still perplexed as to why that this wonderful quote is doing in the middle of this rubbish..
well its pretty simple actually.
so figure it out yourselves!!
So how do you kill time?
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If you have managed to read this crappy post without winking, blinking or thinking…
Trust me, you have well and truly killed time ;);)...

Labels: Humour, Sarcasm

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