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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
FORK!!

A typical Sunday evening buzzing with people at the local fast food joint:

me: Anna,fork please?
him: 10 rs

no anna fork..

he goes rushing to the refrigerator...

no no not coke, fork!!
sprite also available..

no na FORK!!
ohh fuk ah??


what!! no... F - O - R - K!!
OOoh fuk...

ok ok...yeah fuk only anna...

and i finally get my fork!!

Next day in class:
the fork() system call creates a child process....

OMG!! not again!!

Labels: Humour, Quickies

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Monday, January 18, 2010
The Excuse

Ten minutes before assignment submission:

I haven’t done my assignment again… what will I tell her??

Forgot about it
Too common

Didn’t know about it
Too ancient

Lost it
Too lame

Got stolen
Too dramatic

Spilt milk all over it
Told last week

Oh you meant 13th, I thought 30th
Perfect…

The teacher enters:
I have some work to do, I’ll collect the assignment tomorrow.

Me: uhhh….. but I prepared so much!!

Labels: Humour, Quickies

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Saturday, December 5, 2009
I know.

Ah this 2-word marvel has saved me from tight corners more than once.
It’s longer than an “ok” making it more serious but is shorter than an “I understand” making it more refined.
It’s perfect for almost every sticky situation you can possibly get into.

“Dude we have gotta study for the surprise test tomorrow!”
I know. (But who studies for a SURPRISE test anyways?)

“Hey don’t forget the onions at the mart!”
I know.

“How many times have I told you not to keep food on the bed!?!”
I know.

This subtle but serious (looking) remark has become my elixir nowadays.
So the next time people disturb your peace babbling about the industrial revolution or how the price of onions have skyrocketed, go ahead give it a shot!
It works.
Trust me, I know.

Labels: Humour, Quickies

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